John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and
anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the
bird and shoved him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched
arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you
with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
and I fully intend to do everything I can to
correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a
dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
~ Happy Thanksgiving to all ~
CANNOLI
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Saturday, November 22, 2008
WEIGH IN SATURDAY
Today, was weigh in day and let me say another pound off......yeah me.....so now I am a total of 24 pounds with wwatchers and 5 pounds of my own......only another 54 pounds before my goal for my class reunion.....
I am thinking of joining a water arobics class two times a week....if I can fit it in....hopefuly that will help me take off more weight and get this weight off and change my life for the better....
We talked about the holidays coming and watching what we are eating.....and did you know that pumpking pie has 9 points...and stuffing 1 cup is 5 points so I need to start walking today so that I can eat on Thursday.....
Don't know when I can get to the computer again...so, if you don't see me on have a safe and happy Thanksgiving....
CANNOLI
I am thinking of joining a water arobics class two times a week....if I can fit it in....hopefuly that will help me take off more weight and get this weight off and change my life for the better....
We talked about the holidays coming and watching what we are eating.....and did you know that pumpking pie has 9 points...and stuffing 1 cup is 5 points so I need to start walking today so that I can eat on Thursday.....
Don't know when I can get to the computer again...so, if you don't see me on have a safe and happy Thanksgiving....
CANNOLI
Thursday, November 20, 2008
WHERE HAVE I BEEN
My computer has died for the moment, I need to reinstall windows and maybe a driver....hopefully my brother will help me and get me up and running....so please say a prayer for me thanks
CANNOLI
CANNOLI
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
RECIPE TUESDAY
In honor of Thanksgiving next week here is a drink and an appetizer recipe!!!
Mulled Red Wine Sangria
Ingredients
1 bottle Spanish red table wine
1/4 cup fresh orange juice
1/4 cup brandy
3 tablespoons sugar
1 orange, thinly sliced
1 lemon, thinly sliced
Directions
Combine wine, juice, brandy and sugar in a medium saucepan over low heat and heat until the sugar has melted. Add the orange and lemon slices and let simmer for 5 minutes. Serve in heat resistant glasses.
Ingredients
1 (6-ounce) jar cheese spread
1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup butter, softened
1 teaspoon garlic powder
Directions
Place all of the ingredients in a small mixing bowl. Mix well with a handheld electric mixer for about 3 minutes, scraping down the sides of the bowl, until completely combined. Store in a plastic container with a snap-on lid in the refrigerator. Serve at room temperature.
Try serving spread with celery sticks, crackers, crusty French bread or baked potatoes.
ENJOY!!!
CANNOLI
Mulled Red Wine Sangria
Ingredients
1 bottle Spanish red table wine
1/4 cup fresh orange juice
1/4 cup brandy
3 tablespoons sugar
1 orange, thinly sliced
1 lemon, thinly sliced
Directions
Combine wine, juice, brandy and sugar in a medium saucepan over low heat and heat until the sugar has melted. Add the orange and lemon slices and let simmer for 5 minutes. Serve in heat resistant glasses.
Ingredients
1 (6-ounce) jar cheese spread
1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup butter, softened
1 teaspoon garlic powder
Directions
Place all of the ingredients in a small mixing bowl. Mix well with a handheld electric mixer for about 3 minutes, scraping down the sides of the bowl, until completely combined. Store in a plastic container with a snap-on lid in the refrigerator. Serve at room temperature.
Try serving spread with celery sticks, crackers, crusty French bread or baked potatoes.
ENJOY!!!
CANNOLI
Sunday, November 16, 2008
SUNDAY MUSING
Let me say, today was a wonderful day as my children were gone all day so it was very quiet here. I watched a lot of my shows that I had on tape and let me say I loved it very much. It was nice to watch what I wanted to...Plus I watched YOU GOT MAIL and then THE BODYGUARD.
During this time, I was able to put all my fall decorations away and I started decorating for the holidays. I know, I know it is early yet but I couldn't help myself.....
CANNOLI
During this time, I was able to put all my fall decorations away and I started decorating for the holidays. I know, I know it is early yet but I couldn't help myself.....
CANNOLI
Saturday, November 15, 2008
SATURDAY WEIGH IN

Today, it was weigh in day and I can say I am proud I lost the weight from last week and here we go ago.
At the meeting today the topic was towards football....
"Setting a goal is not the main thing. It's deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan." by Tom Landry
Individual success starts at the meeting...
You have to stick to the plan.
We all stumble.
Keep your eye on the goal.
Believe in your abilities and never give up...
Well another week done and another week to go....
CANNOLI
Friday, November 14, 2008
5 QUESTION FRIDAY

1. Could you live without your phone for 1 week for $500? My daughter1 said I could if I was desperate
2. Whom do you talk to on the phone the most? My friend cartoon girl and my husband
3. Whom do you no longer talk to on the phone but wish you still did? My friend sandy
4. If you could get ahold of one celebrity phone number, whose digits would you want?I would like Robin Swoboda
5. Do you talk on the phone more or less than you used to? Probably more
CANNOLI
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